A bunch of witty jokes

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A bunch of small witty (cheap) jokes

What do you call a man with some bacon on his head? -Hammed

What do you call a man with two bits of bacon on his head -Muhammad

What do you call a man between two buildings? -Ally

What do you call a man with two bits of bacon on his head standing between to buildings? -Muhammad Ali

What do you call a man that floats? -Bob

What do you call a man standing under a car? -Jack

What do you call a man with a number plate on his head -Redge

What's the difference between a french man been run over and a hedge hog been run over? -The hedge hog has got skid marks before it

How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? -Open the fridge put the giraffe in and close the the fridge

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? -Open the fridge take the giraffe out put the elephant in and close the door

The Lion King wishes to put on a animal meeting all animals must attend what animal isn't there -The elephant; he's in the fridge remember!

There is a river but there are crocodiles inhabbiting it how do you cross? -Doesn't matter if they live there. They're at the animal meeting .... so you just swim across!

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