The Mexican Maid

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A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this and asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'

Maria: 'Well Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.' Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?' Maria: 'Your husband said so.' Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.' Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?' Maria: 'Your husband did.' Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.' Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?' Maria: 'No Señora, the gardener did.'

SHE GOT THE RAISE _________________________________________________________________

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by imogen d. 1+ years ago

dont get it :( im dumb sometimes :(

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by tony w. 1+ years ago

lmao awesome funny

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by FunnyFreakOfThe3rdDynasty !. 1+ years ago

hmm...oh now I get it! roflmao

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by Jade R. 1+ years ago

LOL! I was confused for a second but then I got it =O

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by Dave M. 1+ years ago

lmao thats rich

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by Dusk S. 1+ years ago

And who said mexicans were retards.

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by miguel c. 1+ years ago

busted

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by Destiny Ann d. 1+ years ago

lol

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by Yue T. 1+ years ago

lol =D

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by Duke A. 1+ years ago

Boom~take that! Haha

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