Things Girl's Don't Know
Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. (trust me on this one)
2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. (even the pimps)
3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. =]
4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. (yeah, and it's usually something stupid )
5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. (oh yes! what guy has not tried this one?)
6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. (yeah, so stop calling 300 guys a day)
7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. (yeah so stop calling 300 guys a day)
8. Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a bitch-- Goodbye. (yeah so stop calling 300 guys a day and work on your personality)
9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out. ( i can't really add anything to this one)
10. Girls are guys' weaknesses. (i wonder if it's the other way around too?)
11. Guys are very open about themselves (and if their not about something they have a damn good reason)
12. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him more than anything else. (Advice is appreciated though =]
13. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. (yep, it goes back to that kindergarden kid that was poking the girl he liked with a stick, all the other guy's saw and thought "wow that's a damn good idea!"
14. Guys love you more than you love them. ( yessir)
15. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole hell of a lot. ( this is true)
16. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key. (nice asses or boobs sure help though, don't get me wrong!)
17. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped. (yeah, if your not compassionate, your insensitive, but if your too compassionate your gay....)
18. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant. (we really do, beleive it or not)
19. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl. (and what guy hasn't done something stupid?)
20. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside. (this is always true )
21. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that. (so we mean it when we say it)
22. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me." (it's pretty much the only thing we say that means something else, so know it.)
23. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up. (yeah dude, seriously!)
24. When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them. (yeah, it's really annoying when you compliment a girl on her looks and then end up arguing with her!)
25. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something. (unless were just spacing out. so check to see if were blinking)
26. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes. (so get a telescope)
27. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily. (oh yes.)
28. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys. (it's actually true!)
29. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them. (it's very strange)
30. A guy would give his right nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day. (no way! well maybe leftly, but not mr. right!...okay yes mr. right...)
31. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it. (yeah, so remember, if we seem overwellmed and we don't ask for help, offer it. we'll accept it)
32. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of them...just most. good guys' are a dieing breed. (i blame the damn hippies)
33. Guy's love it when girls talk about their boobs. (haha oh yes)
34. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually (yeah so avoid guys who do that, they almost always turn out to be Assholes)
35. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs. (this is actually true! i didn't think i was but i tested it! so we don't admit it or even crack a smile we just grab your arms and pull them away...lol)
36. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts. (so true, especially after a rough day..)
37. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible. ( remember this one )
38. Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probaly still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life. (this is very true. takes us guys a long time to get over you girls. can you blame us? your awesome!)
Oh, I get it! It's funny because it's all BS! LOL
you fuckers shut up! this is helpful to women! if you find this, post it on other blogs!
20, 22, 32 and 32 are crock's. Most guys don't think that much, we really ARE laid back when we are laid back. ALL guys are a-hole's, period, just to different degree's. I agree with most of it but in the end we're really not that confusing, guys are very direct with how they're feeling and 9/10 we'll tell you. Also add: If we say "Nothing's Wrong" or "Nothing" as far as what we're thinking, ACCEPT it, we've the sense to talk about it if we really cared enough to. Besides that if a guy say's he's a "nice guy" he's not and as far as the ass-grabbing, get over yourself, either he's being playful(if it's a stranger) and drunk or he's just being playful, I grab my gf's ass all the time and it's not because I want to throw down and do her, I'm playing with her. Period. And a guy can and WILL call a girl beautiful even if he doesn't find her sexually attractive, sometimes we do it just because we're being nice to that person. And yes, a guy CAN be friends with a girl, live with it, we're not always chasing girl's for tail, sometimes we actually enjoy female friendship, believe it or not.
ha i like this but i wish number 38 were true..
well dan, its better than your current rank of icky man-whore!
Smatest person I've ever heard from. Wish I could meet them in person.
Ok, very nice. I WOULD give it a 10.... But the website is FUNNY.com! This isn't a joke! There is no humor!!!! It's like writing a paper on the French Revolution when the topic is genetic disorders! And another thing - This has some of the worst spelling, grammar, and punctuation I've seen on funny.com. No one wants to read that pointless drivel.
omg this is soo true =D --specially number 34 << typical asshole!!
I think your right,he is one of the assholes.
Your a bleeping Idiot. :) Have a horrible day. Ass.
this is true, girls stereotype guys to be ass holes who only want sex, dont get me wrong sex is awesome, but we also want oral too :P nah most guys genuinely like chicks but dont know how to handle themselves......this was very true but not really a joke
I liked it, you only hear about guys who are selfish and ass holes most the time. so it was a good diffrence
wow, dude. every single one checked off. smart fellow.
ok first of all girls talk about guys waaay more than guys talk about girls.....and if ur with someone and still crushing on ur ex, obviously it wont work with ur current. ive been through this a million times. also all guys DO suck. you just have to find the one that sucks right for u. Like my bf is a total idiot but i can handle that, but i wouldnt be with him if he was a lier.
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wow, if thats all true...well i got to go ;D
WOW -.- Skot K. it sounds like it has happened to you??? =}
all true. You could also add that all the girls a guy has ever loved he still loves in some small way, even if she completely ruined his life. Guys also are pretty sure that whatever happened was somehow their fault. This works out well because most women seem to think it's always our fault as well.
all of it absolutly true. sent to all the people I know
Where the hell do you get off telling women how men think. You insolent, ignorant and childish prick. You have no right of speech on behalf of anyone, much less the male gender. REAL MEN, don't blab about how they feel, and also know not to speak on behalf of the gender. You are here by deprived your status as man, and demoted to ManBitch. Don't push your luck again. Dan.
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I freaking hate it when girld argue with you when you compliment their looks. It's like, they can be the most beautiful thing on the face of the planet, and they try to turn you off!
ok, if u r a boy. I LOVE YOU. if u r a girl, DAMN, YOU ARE SMART!
lol number 25 made mi laugh soo much...wow too bad all guys aren't lyk this...well I'll be keeping this in mind
rofl at 4--it is so true. nai luv this list-reminds girls that not all guys are obnoxious arrogant no-thought retards
I'm like this but i don;t have a girlfriend. Why is that?
i just go infront of a girl and tell them how i feel about them but sometimes they slap me
Gosh. This guy that I've known since I was in fifth grade told me I was beautiful one day and I just looked at him funny because I didn't think he was serious. Could he have been serious?
it seems as if your trying to pick-up someone w/ this list
whoever made this is really sweet...i wish u were my boyfriend and girls do a lot of this stuff too and i thought only girls did it