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Excuse Notes from Parents ...

These are actual excuse notes from parents (including original spelling) collected by Nisheeth Parekh, University Texas Medical Branch @ Galveston...

My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.

Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the shits. [words were crossed out in the ( )'s]

Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.

Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.

Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.

Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.


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by Mary P. 1+ years ago

These were hilarious.

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by Giselle D. 1+ years ago

1,2,6 and 8 were really funny lol :)

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by mikayla j. 1+ years ago

number 3 lol this surely made me laugh!!!

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by Kieran w. 1+ years ago

HAHA that mistake in diarrhoea spelling one made me cry laughing holy fucking shit that is funny well done whoever made that one i never laugh

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by LiTtLe MiSs RaNdOm. .. 1+ years ago

rofl at number 6

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by kane s. 1+ years ago

when at the marines, it was diffrent! the parrebnts where idots yesterday was sunday

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