Cletus called his friend and said, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure it out or how to get it started."
His friend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
Cletus responded, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
His friend decided to go over and help with the puzzle. He let him in and showed him where he had the puzzle spread all over the table. His friend studied the pieces for a moment, looked at the box, then turned to Cletus and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.
"Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of coffee. Finally...
"Let's put all of these frosted flakes back into the box."
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