a man walks into a bar with a bag. The bartender asks " dont mind me asking but what is in the bag?". The man says "i cant explain, so i'll show you". He pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch man, the tiny man starts playing the piano. "whered u get that?, asked the bartender. The man says " well i have a magic genie", he pulled out a lamp and rubbed it. The bartender wished for 100,000,000 bucks, then with a puff of smoke,100,000,000 ducks appeered. " The bartender complained "dude your genie is deaf","i wished for a million bucks". The man said " dude, i know u think i wished for a 12 inch pianist?".