A priest and a nun are in a desert and their only mode of transport, their camel has died. So after 20 days they have already used up all their food and water and seem destined to die.
So the priest says to the nun "I want to see your body. Strip, bitch!"
So the nun says to the priest "I want to see your body. Strip, bitch!"
So there they are naked when the priest says "Y'know this long tube I have here can make new life"
So the nun says: "Oh great. Stick it in the camel and let's get going"