There is a bunny and he goes into a butchers shop shop and asks the man at the counter: D'you have any carrots.
The man replies that they sell meat and not carrots.
The bunny arrives at the same shop the next day and asks abput the carrots. Once again the butcher tells him the same response.
He comes back the next day and asks: D'you have any carrots? The butcher was getting really angry now and he shouted at the bunny: "NO! I've told you this is a butchers. MEAT, not bloody CARROTS. If you come back tomorrow I'll nail your ears to the ground!"
The bunny comes back the next day and says: "D'you have any nails?"
So the butcher says: "No"
So the bunny says: "Oh good, D'you have any carrots"
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