A Riddle for the Day

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A riddle for the day

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.

Michael J. Fox has a small one.

Madonna doesn't have one.

The Pope has one but doesn't use it.

Clinton uses his all the time.

Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.

Liberace never used his on women.

Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.

Cher claims that she took on 3.

We never saw Lucy use Desi's.

What is it? Answer below! (this is pretty good ) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

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The answer is: "A Last Name."

You didn't think I'd tell you a dirty joke, did you?

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by Anna G. 1+ years ago

I loved this!!! Was f-ing great partially because i immediately jumped to conclusions...lol but a great answer none-the-less

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by Naveed S. 1+ years ago
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by -1 -. 1+ years ago

He ruined it when he said this is pretty good

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by radhikaa s. 1+ years ago

an out and out 10!!!!

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by Taylor H. 1+ years ago

lol

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by kane s. 1+ years ago

* looks at mickies private * nope! his is regular

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by thomas h. 1+ years ago

i coulda swore it was a penis

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by Brianna B. 1+ years ago

OH OH OH i know the answer... its *whispers* a penis... was i right?

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by Ha Ha Girl >_< .. 1+ years ago

this is great i thought it was ...... something else. ROFLMAO

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by jade s. 1+ years ago

that waz lol

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by Dominique H. 1+ years ago

lol that was good

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by Haley F. 1+ years ago

whatever lyna. u read the answer THEN thought it was obvious.

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by lyna s. 1+ years ago

i actually it was kinda obvious it was the last name...

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by Amy M. 1+ years ago

lol... i thought the answer was something else...

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by r r. 1+ years ago

i luv it

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by Laurie L. 1+ years ago

clever

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by kaitlyn m. 1+ years ago

lol nice

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by Angelique G. 1+ years ago

i gotta admit i would give this a rating of 10!

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by giggles l. 1+ years ago

hahaha very good lol

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