(Note: This joke is a bit out of date now due to the fact that records are no longer the standard format for new music. Please enjoy this joke anyway.)
A young girl was at home listening to the radio, and heard a brand-new song she really liked called "Two Lips and Seven Kisses". She ran to the phone and excitedly tried to call the local record shop, but dialed a sleazy auto repair shop by mistake.
"Hi!" she said. "Do you have 'Two Lip and Seven Kisses'?"
The mechanic replied, "No, but I have two balls and six inches."
The girl asked, "Is that a new record?"
He answered, "No, it's about average."