Counselor: Now this is a dogwood tree.
Camper: (annoyed) How the hell can you tell?
Counselor: by its Bark
Counselor: Anyone have any questions?
Eddie: Hey Counselor why do bees hum?
Counselor: Well Eddie they don't know the words.
Counselor: Jimmy how did you get that horrible swelling on your nose?
Jimmy: Well I bent over to smell a brose.
Counselor: Jimmy there's no b in rose.
Jimmy: There was in this one
Nature Counselor: Birds, though small are remarkable creatures. What can a bird do that I cant do?
Suzie: Take a damn bath in a tea cup.
Dear Mom and Dad: Gue$$ what I need? Plea$e $end $ome $oon! Be$t Wi$hes, Your awe$ome $on $ammy
Dear Sammy: NOthing much is happening here. Pleas write aNOther letter soon. Bye for NOw, Mom n' Dad
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