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Counselor: Now this is a dogwood tree.

Camper: (annoyed) How the hell can you tell?

Counselor: by its Bark

Counselor: Anyone have any questions?

Eddie: Hey Counselor why do bees hum?

Counselor: Well Eddie they don't know the words.

Counselor: Jimmy how did you get that horrible swelling on your nose?

Jimmy: Well I bent over to smell a brose.

Counselor: Jimmy there's no b in rose.

Jimmy: There was in this one

Nature Counselor: Birds, though small are remarkable creatures. What can a bird do that I cant do?

Suzie: Take a damn bath in a tea cup.

Letters:

Dear Mom and Dad: Gue$$ what I need? Plea$e $end $ome $oon! Be$t Wi$hes, Your awe$ome $on $ammy

Dear Sammy: NOthing much is happening here. Pleas write aNOther letter soon. Bye for NOw, Mom n' Dad

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