Categories
safest Way To Drive
Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by American driving habits, offers the following advice:
The probability of being involved in a traffic accident is directly proportional to time spent on the road. Driving fast decreases one's exposure.
One third of traffic accidents are caused by drunk drivers; two thirds are caused by non-drunk drivers.
Therefore, the safest way to drive is drunk and VERY fast.
Rate
How funny is this joke, video, picture?
Submitted By
Stats
7.0
PG
submitted: 1+ years ago
viewed: 1,507 times
categories: bar, drinking celebrities, entertainment, people holidays, vacations
Share / Organize
Post to:
del.icio.us
facebook
Digg
StumbleUpon
Permalink
Permalink:
Save to List
Loading...
by But driving fast drastically increases accidents. Same as drunk driving. The reason drunk driving is such a small percentage is because there are less drunk drivers than non-drunk drivers. Also, drunk drivers cause more severe accidents.
User Comments Add Comment
showing 1 - 1 of 1 discussions sort by: newest