safest Way To Drive

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Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by American driving habits, offers the following advice:

The probability of being involved in a traffic accident is directly proportional to time spent on the road. Driving fast decreases one's exposure.

One third of traffic accidents are caused by drunk drivers; two thirds are caused by non-drunk drivers.

Therefore, the safest way to drive is drunk and VERY fast.

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by Dashelle S. 1+ years ago

But driving fast drastically increases accidents. Same as drunk driving. The reason drunk driving is such a small percentage is because there are less drunk drivers than non-drunk drivers. Also, drunk drivers cause more severe accidents.

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