Stand If You're a Moron

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One day a college professor was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and asked if anyone in the class was a moron, and if they were, they should stand.

After a minute a young man stood up. The professor then asked the kid if he actually thought he was a moron. The kid replied, "No, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."


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by Justin S. 1+ years ago


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by j d. 1+ years ago

I knew how this was to end after I read the second line ... lame joke nonetheless.

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by nick j. 1+ years ago

this had happened to me i never got more han a C in his class

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by Hattie D. 1+ years ago

I should try that out.....

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by Jack A. 1+ years ago


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