A man walks into a store and buys flowers, chocolates, candles, and bandaids. He walks up to the checkout: Clerk: "What's all this for?" Man: "A couple days ago I crashed the car my wife had just got, so I'm making it up to her. Clerk: "What are the bandaids for?" Man: "Well it's possible she already got the bill..."
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