12 Italian Priests

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12 Italian Priests

Twelve Italian priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his dick, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos. Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage. Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest. He bent over to pick it up...

.....then all the other bells started to ring.

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by Jason R. 1+ years ago

Reverse pschology only works on morons. That said, i guess you've fallen victim quite a few times 

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by Alyssa C. 1+ years ago

Whats the point of posting it if you dont want us to click it? F*ckin idiots are filling funny.com with spam!

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by Dan S. 1+ years ago

I agree with both his statements. Priest rape little boys butts an queers the ones who also happen to be pedophilles are fuked up an should be burned alive btw being gay is counter productive. An if u say the worls too messed up to have kids anyways ur a quitter an i dont mind u wont reproduce we dont need more losers

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by a. l. 1+ years ago

DONT CLICK THIS LINK!!!! http://www.brickfish.com/Pages/PhotosAlbums/PhotoView.aspx?qsi=26090183

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by h b. 1+ years ago

Part of me thinks this is so sick, but the other can't stop laughing... xD

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by Ramon V. 1+ years ago

VERY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by insertnamehere o. 1+ years ago

oh shit....... thats...thats....im speechless

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by Dave M. 1+ years ago

eh thats kinda nasty

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by Antonio A. 1+ years ago

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Katie N. 1+ years ago

lol nice, i dint expect tht outcome lmao

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by Emma G. 1+ years ago

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

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by Yue T. 1+ years ago

lmfao XD

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by andy h. 1+ years ago

fags just like a priest

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by aj m. 1+ years ago

dude that's awesome. roflmao

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by hitman .. 1+ years ago

hahahahahahahahahahahaha i nearly shat my self loooooool

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by Amber B. 1+ years ago

No way!!! That was so not expected!!!

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by Samantha A. 1+ years ago

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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by miguel c. 1+ years ago

lol

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by Jazmine N. 1+ years ago

lmao that was awesome

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by Taylor S. 1+ years ago

HILARIOUS!!!!!

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