Impossible Things To Say when Drunk

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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. No thanks, I'm married. 2. Nope, no more booze for me! 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry. 5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke. 7. I'm not interested in fighting you. 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool! 9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road. 10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

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by qwerty y. 1+ years ago

guess what woo you are a repeat from a sign ha and your really unlucky cause i was reading it yesterday its like i was meant to find your joke and say its a repeat too bad i cant repeat on patrol so ill just give you a 1

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by frank c. 1+ years ago

woot ahhdrinky drinky drinky drinky drinky fight!

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by Adam W. 1+ years ago

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by Paige B. 1+ years ago

You forgot "anonymous"

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by Rebekah R. 1+ years ago

I can't even say Anti-constitutionalistically sober so how the hell do you expect me to say it drunk?!

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by Alexandra C. 1+ years ago

hahaha i couldn't even say Anti-constitutionalistically what's that supposed 2 b ne way! reeel funny hahaha!

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