My Private Part Died An old man,Mr Wallce,was living in a nursing home.One day he apperared to be very sad and depressed.Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong.
"Yes,Nurse Tracy,"said Mr.Wallce.
"My private part died today,and I'm very sad."
Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy.she replied."oh.I'm so sorry,Mr.Wallace.Please except my condolences.
The following day,Mr.Wallace was walking down the hall with his private parts hanging out of his P.J's
He met Nurse Tracy."Mr.Wallace,she said."You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.
Please put your private parts back in your P.J's.But Nurse Tracy,I can't,replied Mr.Wallace."I told you yesterday that my private part died.
"Yes,"said Nurse Tracy,"you did tell me that,but why is it hanging out of your P.J's
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"Well he replied,"today is the veiwing."
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