After blowing himself up, Abdul returned in his spiritual form to warn his brother Achmed not to do it.
"Achmed...Don't go through with it...it's not like you think it is up here!"
"What do you mean my brother? Is is not what the koran promises?"
"Well... it is very beautiful, with wonderful food and drink."
"And the virgins?"
"Well, that is what I wanted to tell you ...I did get 72 of them...but tell me, who is this Michael Jackson fellow?"