Deer Camp

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Three guys were at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room.

No one wanted to room with Steve because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first night, John slept in Steve's room and came to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. The rest of the guys said, "Man, what happened to you?"

He said, "Steve snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was Garry's turn. In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. Once again they asked, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!"

He said, "Man, that Steve shakes the roof. I couldn't sleep a wink. I just watched him all night."

The third night was Herb's turn. Herb was a big burly guy who loved to fish and hunt -- a man's man.

The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," he said.

The guys couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?"

He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Steve into bed and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night long."

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by Sunil U. 1+ years ago

Funny and good Joke. However, there were Four Guys (not three as the joke states) at the Deer Camp... Steve, Garry, John and Herb

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by Silver I. 1+ years ago

I imagine him saying ' And THAT is how you do it!'

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by Marcus H. 1+ years ago

cathy, how have you not been banned yet. go die in a corner somewhere

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by cathy c. 1+ years ago
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by Janna M. 1+ years ago

Herb was very smart, not gay. He acted gay so steve wouldn't sleep and would stay up to "protect himself from the gay guy" all night, therefore, herb could get some sleep because Steve wasn't snoring.

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by Naveed S. 1+ years ago

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by Naveed S. 1+ years ago

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by trevor d. 1+ years ago

i love it! hilarious

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by Genny J. 1+ years ago

i cant figure if he was very smart or a little bit GAY

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by Alexandra C. 1+ years ago

hahahaha, smart man! hahahaha FUNNY!

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by Yue T. 1+ years ago

if I was a man...yea I'd prob jus jumped him I noe I'll be gay lol =D

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