Yankee Fan

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"I am a Yankees fan," a first-grade teacher explains to her class. "Who likes the Yankees?" Everyone raises a hand except one girl.

"Janie," the teacher says, surprised. "Why didn't you raise your hand?"

"I am not a Yankees fan."

"Well, if you are not a Yankees fan, then what team do you like?"

"The Red Sox," Janie answers.

"Why in the world are you a Red Sox fan?"

"Because my mom and dad are."

"That's no reason to be a Red Sox fan," the teacher replies, annoyed. "You don't always have to be just like your parents. What if you mom and dad were morons? What would you be then?"

"A Yankees fan."

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by Preston N. 1+ years ago

Yes the comments below are true. But I dont get it.

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by bryce p. 1+ years ago

yankees are beastly

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by Zane B. 1+ years ago

Some teachers just need to mind their own business.

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by Jakckson K. 1+ years ago

PWNED lol 10/10

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by Chester K. 1+ years ago

go sox!

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by Bioloy P. 1+ years ago

it took me a while to understand but lol

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by Genny J. 1+ years ago

lol

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by alexis p. 1+ years ago

Hehe thats asome you get a ten :D

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by kim b. 1+ years ago

Red sox fan here. love this joke, definitly a 10

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by LiTtLe MiSs RaNdOm. .. 1+ years ago

haha nice, luv it. a rating of 7 from me

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by Classified K. 1+ years ago

im a yankees fan!, but i still like the joke.

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