A suicide bomber just threw himself at some young boys and girls and their mothers and blew them all up along with himself.
He suddenly appears in hell with all sorts of ugly men and women screaming in agony.
Then Satan appeared before him and says "Welcome to hell!"
The suicide bomber says, "but..but...I'm supposed to be in heaven! And where the fuck are my virgins?!Uh-oh it's not them is it?
And Satan says, "Yes, why does this displease you?"
And the suicide bomber says, "Because, theirs a bunch of ugly ass guys out there!"
And Satan says with a grin, "Did Osama Bin Laden ever say they were female virgins?
Oh yeah and Welcome to Hell!"