Proof and Purchase

mark as unread

Little John gets a dog for his birthday, and his mom says, "John, Can you go get some dog food?" He says "Okay," and walks two miles to the store.

The store owner says "I wanna see your dog before I sell this dog food to you, so i know you not expermenting with it." So John walks home, gets his dog, and walks back. The store owner says "Awww, what a nice dog! Okay, here's your dog food."

Then when he gets home he finds that his dad had gotten him a cat, but no cat food. Horribly annoyed, he walks all the way back to the store, only to learn that the store owner wanted to see the cat too.

So after getting the cat food, John gets smart and walks back to the store. "Here reach in this box. You'll know what I need," John says the store owner. The store owner opens the box and goes pale. "Yeah. I need toilet paper!" says John.

Rate

How funny is this joke, video, picture?

Stats

smiley 0.0 PG13

submitted: 1+ years ago

viewed: 595 times

categories: other

close

Permalink

Permalink:

close

Save to List

Loading...

Personal Lists

Create New Personal List

List Name:

Allow Others to View/Subscribe:

save cancel

saving...

Community Lists

Create New Community List

List Name:

save cancel

saving...

joke

Submitter's Comments

by swedish fish 03/24/08 05:57 PM

my true story....

User Comments Add Comment

showing 0 - 0 of 0 discussions       sort by: newest

CHWSX_Proof and Purchase

Advertise | About Us | Terms of Use | Privacy Policy | Copyright Agent | Parents' Guide | Contact Funny.com

xnsbCdJbzUQWEFXhVVr7Xg
0