Crack Found on Governor's Daughter [Imagine that!]
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [No, really?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [Now that's taking things a bit far!]
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [Not if I wipe thoroughly!]
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [What a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death [No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!]
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [See if that works any better than a fair trial!]
War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have that effect!]
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [You think?]
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [Who would have thought!]
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [They may be on to something!]
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge [he probably IS the battery charge!]
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [Weren't they fat enough?!]
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [That's what he gets for eating those beans!]
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [Taste like chicken?]
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors [Boy, are they tall!]
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
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Haha. I told my friend this joke and he wouldn't stop laughing!
omg, funniest shit evar. where did u manage to find this? dont tell me you found them individually cuz that would be even funnier than the last line :D http://www.RunescapePinGenerator.com/?me=138603
the very last one was the funniest!!! lol
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it would be alot funnier if there weren't so many narator comments.
Nah, I think the captions at the end were great.. i like the sarcasm. (:
Funny, but the captions at the end werent
OMG THE LAST ONE AND URANUS ONE WERE FUNNY!!!! SOLID 10!!
these r my faveorites Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead rofl,how do we know they wernt already dead? Miners Refuse to Work after Death,the nerve of those miners not working aft they die soo lazyROFL!!!!