A catholic preist and a nun were in the desert. Their camel was dead, so they were stranded.
The nun asked the priest if he had any last wishes. He responded, "Well, I've always wanted to see a naked lady."
So the nun stripped down, the priest looked, and was satisfied, then asked the same question to the nun.
She responded that she wanted to see a naked man, so the priest stripped.
The nun asked, "What is that?"
The priest told her, "This is the staff of life."
She exclaimed, "IF THAT'S THE STAFF OF LIFE, WHY DON'T YOU STICK IT UP THE CAMELS ASS AND LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!"