The ninja, the solider and the priest

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A ninja, a solider, and a priest were on a plane. But unfortunately, the plane started to experience troubles and the pilot announced that the plane was going to crash and the pilot took the only parachute and jumped out. The priest decided for all of them to throw down at least one of their belongings as a memorial. The priest threw down a bible, the ninja threw down a ninja star, and the solider threw down a bomb. There was a man walking on a road and saw a man crying. The man asked them what was wrong and the man said,"I was walking along this road with my wife and suddenly, a bible fell out of the sky and killed her." After walking a few more blocks, the man came across a man that was also crying. He asked him if a bible came out of the sky and killed his wife. The crying man answered no and said,"I was walking along this road with my daughter and suddenly, a ninja star came out of the sky and killed my daughter." After walking a few more blocks, he came across a man rolling on the road laughing. He asked him,"Why are you laughing when everyone else I came upon was crying?" The laughing man answered,"I was in the bathroom and then I farted and my house blew up!"

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by Hikari C. 02/25/08 04:22 PM

o-o a joke my friend told me.

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by maddy p. 1+ years ago

hmm.. slightly kind of completely shit

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by Patricia R. 1+ years ago

the "ninja star" is called a shuriken idiot! duh! and u copied someone else anyway. worst joke ever.

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by Williw J. 1+ years ago

LMAO!!! THIS WAS TO FUNNY!!!

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