Gay People

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A gay guy walks into home depot to buy some lighting fixtures. He goes and gets them, and then gets in line for the cashier behind a man with a cart full of wood. He taps the guy on the shoulder.

"Your buying all that wood so you can build a tree house for your son, right?"

The man turns around and looks at the gay guy.

"Yeah. How'd you know?"

"Gay people know everything." he replies.

Then the gay guy heads to a McDonalds for lunch. He taps the shoulder of the guy in front of him.

"Your going to buy a Big Mac with cheese, no onion, extra tomatoes, a medium fries with honey mustard, and a large sprite, am I right?"

The man turns around. "Yeah, how'd you know."

"Gay people know everything." he replies.

After he finishes his lunch, the gay guy leaves and goes to one of those underground railroad things. God, I can't remember what they're called. The underground trains. If you know what they're called, just scroll down.

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See, what I tell you. Gay people know everything.

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by Kristen C. 1+ years ago

ur stupid

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by chad b. 1+ years ago

i figured it out when you said scroll down lol

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