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Confucius say: "He who neglects to pay his electric bill shall be de-lighted."

Confucius say: "He who works in a darkroom must maintain a negative attitude."

Confucius say: "Woman who gets breast implants is making mountains out of molehills."

Confucius say: "He who breaks wind in church shall sit in his own pew."

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by Matt H. 1+ years ago

how about: man who go to bed wtih itching butt, wake up with smelly fingers?

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