Vodka-erotic

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A Russian man was walking down the street when he finds a genie's lamp lying in the middle of the road. He rubbed it with his sleeve and a Genie popped out. The Genie says "To hell with it! im feeling tight today so you can only have the one wish." The Russian man replied "I wish for my piss to be vodka." The genie spins round 5 times and disappears. When the Russian man goes home he tells his wife to get 2 glasses out of the cupboard which he then urinates into. His wife picks up the glass, downs it and shouts "Fucking hell this is the best vodka ive ever tasted!"

2 months later the Russian man comes home and tells his wife to get a glass out of the cupboard. She turns round and says "What about me?"

"Well tonight my dear wife, your drinking out the bottle."

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