A man in London enters a car shop. A salesman approaches and asks what he wants.
The man said, "I want a fast car, the fastest car you have."
The salesman showed the the man a big red car, and said, "This is the fastest car in the world. If you had this car, you could have lunch in Scotland."
The customer said, "Okay, I'll think about it."
The customer returned the next day and said, "I don't want that car."
The salesman asked, "Why not?"
The customer answered, "Well, I was up all night thinking: why would I want to have lunch in Scotland?"
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