Most American

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Shortly after 9/11, Achmed and Abdul were terrified with what Muslim men had done to their adopted country. The shaved their beards, changed into western clothes, and made a pact to meet in a years time, and see who had the most "american life".

So a year goes by, and the two men meet at a bar, and they began to discuss the events of the past year.

"I married a white woman, bought a Ram pick up truck, joined a softball team, and converted to Christianity... do you think you can be more American than that?" Abdul challenged.

"Fuck you, towelhead!" Achmed responded.

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by Roy T. 02/18/08 08:17 PM

Thanks to my friend John for this joke.

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by Genny J. 1+ years ago

cool

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