Okay, here goes. This is kind of a joke you have to figure out:
Three guys go into a store needing to go to the bathroom. The manager directed them to three bathrooms: one wooden, one metal, and one with a singing toilet. The three guys went in, and after a minute the guy in the wooden one came out and started screaming: "THERE ARE SPLINTERS IN MY BUTT!"
The guy in the metal bathroom came out and said: "MY BUTT IS FROZEN!"
The last guy was still in the singing toilet bathroom. All anyone could hear was the toilet singing: "DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE?"
i learned it from my sister. lol