The grandfather

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A boy lives with his parents and grandparents. One day the boy walks into the kitchen to find his grandfather eating cake. He says, "Can I have some cake?" Grandfather: "Have you slept with over 50 women?" The boy shakes his head. Grandfather: "Then no."

The next week, the boy finds his grandfather eating pie. Boy: "Can I have some pie?" Grandfather: "Have you slept with over 50 women?" The boy shakes his head again. Grandfather: "Then no."

The week after, the grandfather finds the boy eating cookies. Grandfather: "Can I have some cookies?" Boy: "Have you slept with over 50 women?" The grandfather laughs. Grandfather: "61 to date, boy."

Long silence.

Boy:"Well FUCK YOU, these cookies are mine!"

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categories: insults men, women, relationships sex, sexuality

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