A lady was in the bathtub and heard the doorbell ring. She shouted, "Who is it?"
"The blind man," was the reply.
It seemed unnecessary to cover herself under the circumstances, so she promptly got out of the tub, and opened the door, stark naked.
"Okay, lady. Where would you like me to put these blinds?"
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