1. Get some ketchup and a pad/tampon. Wait in a stall until a person goes in (works better when they have a little kid with them). Squirt the ketchup on the pad/tampon make some weird noises, and throw the pad/tampon over.
2. While washing your hands, stare at the person next to you without stopping until they are out the door.....Do this for about 10 minutes.
3. In the stall, when everything is particularly quiet, yell "I WON!!!!!!!!!"
4. Record a deep dark voice, talk to your self LOUDLY, then let the recorder do the rest. (Say something like "Honey, isn't that enough?" on the recorder. Make it say "OH NOOOOOOO!")
5. While waiting in line, poke random people and say, "Sir, will you by any chance know what's going on?"