Hitler and the Jews

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One day in Aushwits Hitler was visiting 1002 jews he was telling them about the gas showers and instilling fear in them about the showers. Suddenly one of the poor Jews sneezes.

Hitler: Who Sneezed tell me right now or 500 of you will be killed.

Jews: (silent)

Hitler: Have it your way gaurds take them to the showers.

NEXT DAY

Hitler was in the courtyard of the gettho and still telling the Jews about his plan to gas. When suddenly another sneeze!

Hitler: Who sneezed!!! (very angry and serious)

Jews (SILENT but very scared).

Hitler: 500 hundred more into the showers then.

After there have been 1000 killed only 2 are left.

Jews: (SNEEZE!!!) (one of them only)

Hitler: WHO SNEEZED!!!!!!!!!

FRIGHTENED JEW: M..me

Hitler: Bless you.

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by alex k. 1+ years ago

that joke fuckin sucked

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