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Understanding English

If GH stands for P as in Hiccough

If OUGH stands for O as in Dough

If PHTH stands for T as in Phthisis

If EIGH stands for A as in Neighbour

If TTE stands for T as in Gazette

If EAU stands for O as in Plateau

The right way to spell POTATO should then be: GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU

Also: GH sounds like F in Enough

O sounds like I in Women

TI sounds like SH in Station

So, FISH could be spelled GHOTI.

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by Kim L. 02/07/08 09:25 AM

Don't you just LOVE English! lol

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by bec t. 1+ years ago

this is hilarious! i love it.

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