30 Years

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30 Years

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made love for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.

She explained that for the more than three decades she had "charged" him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.

Faced with e vidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!"

That's when she shot him.


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by Kayoua X. 1+ years ago

She shot him because he said "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!"... meaning that he cheated on her and given sex to other women, too, in which not all for his wife only.

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by Samanatha F. 1+ years ago

the joke is, she shot him because some b*tch ass women that are selfish and crave money will do these freak circus act schemes to get a dudes money. women like these make a bad name for us all -_-"

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by Laura s. 1+ years ago

why would she shoot him, "honey i lost my job" "that's ok, we're rich, (bang)"

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by Jake B. 1+ years ago

Wow, really bad ending

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by -1 -. 1+ years ago

Sorry but i dont get the last part

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by sam W. 1+ years ago

Why the heck did she shoot him?!?

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by Joe J. 1+ years ago

Shit ending

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by Cameron S. 1+ years ago

desperately needs a new punchline.

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by bob j. 1+ years ago

last part wasn't that good.

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by Christian H. 1+ years ago

Good except for the last line

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