yo mama is so ugly when she went to an ugly contest they said "soory no professionals" <=[
yo mama has three tongues and she talks like this, like this, like this...
yo mama is so fat she tripped over a cordless phone!!!
yo mama is so poor when robbers break in they leave money!
yo mama is so fat she sat on a gamecube and made four gameboyz!!!
yo mama is so old she sat behind jesus in 3rd grade!!!
yo mama is so stupid when the bus stopped she thought it was a twinkie!!!
EzMiK OnEr OwNz ThEsE JoKeS AnD WiLl PuT On MoRe LaTeR On!!!