Lost Wife

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I was in Wal-Mart the other day and I walked up to a young and lovely woman and said, "I've lost my wife in here somewhere. Can you talk to me a couple of minutes?"

The woman looks puzzled. "Why talk to me?", she asks.

"Because every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere."

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submitted: 1+ years ago

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by Jack R. 1+ years ago

Now I know what to do when I lose MY wife.

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by tony w. 1+ years ago

i agree it is funny too =)

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by Elijah P. 1+ years ago

Nice. lol

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by Tia D. 1+ years ago

exactly!!!

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by debasree t. 1+ years ago

really amazing........ Hello friend, come and join the new family of www.uploaded.tv, it's a new world of maximum entertainment, be it videos games music photo.

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by Kassie S. 1+ years ago

HAHAH Gold

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by nick j. 1+ years ago

exactly

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by ALDO s. 1+ years ago

this is the BOOM!!!!!!!!!!

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by kaitlyn m. 1+ years ago

lol

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by Yue T. 1+ years ago

his wife is stalking him lol =D

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by Olivia A. 1+ years ago

I do not like it!

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