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Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now...

No Jesus

No Christmas

No television

No cheerleaders

No cricket

No football

No hockey

No golf

No BBQ parties

No K Mart

No Bunnings

No pork BBQ

No hot dogs

No burgers

No chocolate chip cookies

No lobster

No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks

No gumbo

No fried rice

No Beer

Rags for clothes and towels for hats.

Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.

Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.

More than one wife.

You can't shave.

Your wives can't shave.

You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.

Your bride is picked by someone else.

She smells just like your donkey.

But your donkey has a better disposition

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better! I mean, really, is there a mystery here?


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by Merna M. 1+ years ago

In what waay is this "soooo true" i think its sooooo racist i am christian so i am no tjust saying this because im muslim they can have hamburgers hotdogs fried rice your wife is aloud to shav and shower they believe in jesus he is just not the son of god they have lobster chocolate chip cookies they dont wear rags they have docters they can play what ever sport they want and they have tv1!!! i love alll your jokes but this one sorry but its not a joke it just a racist list!!!

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by Martins D. 1+ years ago

lovely,lovely,lovely i cant love ur posts better u just so good moeli.soooooooooooooooo true

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