Fishing Trip

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Fishing Trip

He began his day with an 8lb walleye on the first cast and a 7lb on the second. On the third cast he had just caught his first ever walleye over 11 pounds when his cell phone rang.

It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.

The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best day ever on the water. He decided to get in a couple of more casts before heading to the hospital. He ended up fishing the rest of the morning, finishing his trip with a stringer like he'd never seen, with 3 walley over 10 pounds.

He was jubilant........then he remembered his wife.

Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition.

The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your fishing trip didn't you?! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself on the pond your wife has been languishing in the ICU!! It's just as well you went ahead and finished because it will be more than likely the last fishing trip you ever take! For the rest of her life she will require round the clock care. And you'll be her care giver forever!"

The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed.

The doctor then chuckled and said........"I'm just fuckin' with ya. She's dead. What'd you catch?"


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by jennifer a. 1+ years ago

This reads like a poorly written rewrite, only it was his mother-in-law, and was a lot longer.

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by emma l. 1+ years ago

That was just sad.

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by allie k. 1+ years ago

dead wife does not equal funny, sorry mate

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by Joe J. 1+ years ago

Wow bullshit joke.

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by Genny J. 1+ years ago

that doctor is real insensitive! and so are you moelicious!

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by rachel s. 1+ years ago

Poorly written. I've come to expect better from you, Moe.

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