A bar and (electric) BBQ in my pool.... Hmmmm
Should we sing "Happy Birthday" now or wait until we all light up like candles?
Only men could think that this is a good idea.
omigod!!!!!!!!!!! i love the Darwin awards!~!!! i read all of them!! i like hearibng people do dumb shit. :3 one time a dude tried to show russians how affective an american superglu was, and he glued his hand to the butt of a rhino in a petting zoo. the rhino had been given a laxative earlyer and when he started to run, he pooped tons onto the man, and the rhino ended up killing some chickens.the mab survived. i laughed so hard at this one XD