Parachutes

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A doctor, George Bush, a Preist, and a boy scout were on a plane when it started having engine trouble.

In spite of the best efforts of the pilot the plane started to go down.

Unfortunetly there were only 3 parachutes remaining.

The docter grabbed one and said. "I am a docter, I save lives so I deserve to live." And jumped out.

Bush then said, " I am the President and I am the smartest man in the world, so I deserve to live." and jumped out.

The priest looked at the boy and said " My son I haved lived a long life, and you have a whole life to live, so you take the parachute."

The boy scout handed the parachute back to the priest and said "No worries father, the "smartest man in the world" just took off with my backpack."

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by danielle p. 1+ years ago

bush iz not smart he mart

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by cathy c. 1+ years ago
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by josh s. 1+ years ago

and the pilot?

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by cathy c. 1+ years ago
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by ... .. 1+ years ago

geez. Bush grabbed a backpack instead of a parachute, so the priest and the scout get parachutes.

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by ori2008 y. 1+ years ago

i dont get it :S

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by miguel c. 1+ years ago

docter or doctor?

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