Three cowboysone from Louisiana, one from Arkansas, and the other from Texas are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which they are famous. A night of tall tales begins.
The guy from Louisiana says, I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns, with my bare hands.
The guy from Arkansas couldnt stand to be bested. Why, I was walking down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot-long rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I'm still here today!
The Texan remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.
This just goes to show that pride is one of the few things men care more about than their penis..... haha, now that was a joke. If you've seen the horrible things guys do to their pride for their penis then you would know pride doesn't matter. (A particular webcam joke where a woman tells a guy she will show him her breasts if he puts a shoe on his head comes to mind.)