Bastards will be bastards,
Gays will be homo,
Bush will always be made fun of,
Christmas trees will always be made earlier and earlier,
Boobs will always be on a dudes mind,
Cake will always be better than chicken,
Racists will always exist,
now, what wouldn't be "will always"
the only mother fucker you proabably know is your dad
there is always a homo in every family,
can't lick your elbow... or your ass,
can't fuck yourself (unless you (you know))
everybody has licked their armpit,
and of course, what will you be?