SPAGHETTI

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John is fooling around with his Italian assistant. She gets pregnant. He doesn't want his wife to find out. John says to his assistant,"Go back to Italy. When the baby is born, send me a post card saying spaghetti. I'll send welfare checks every month." He buys her a plane ticket. About 9 months later, his wife says," Honey, you got the strangest postcard today." he reads it. It says: SPAGHETTI, SPAGHETTI, SPAGHETTI, SPAGHETTI, SPAGHETTI. TWO WITH MEATBALLS, THREE WITHOUT. SEND EXTRA SAUCE.

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by Hunter S. 12/27/07 12:46 AM

= ) Merry Christ - mas.

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by Kristen C. 1+ years ago

lolz. i bet the wife was like "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!" after she read that.

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