A family was eating chicken one night. The father said to his little daughter, "Susie, I've heard a lot of people like chicken butts, so I want to try one. Will you pass the butt please?" Susie stared at his father, then at the butt for a while. "Susie, pass the chicken butt!" "No!" "Why not?" "Well, at school I heard the saying 'You are what you eat'." Her mother started laughing at this, and said, "Susie, for that, your father does not need to eat a chicken butt. He's already a coward and an asshole."
And people wonder why there are so many divorces in the U.S....