The Divorce Case

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A man and his wife we re in a court for their divorce case.

The Problem was who should get custody of the child.

The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor.

The child Should be in my custody. "

The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defense?"

The man sat for a while contemplating. ..then slowly rose. "Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out...

Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?"

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by -1 -. 1+ years ago

Funny as hell

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by kenara h. 1+ years ago

hope my dad uses that one next week in court.i hate my mom.

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by S L. 1+ years ago

Ohhhhhhh very clever trevor!!!!

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by Duke A. 1+ years ago

My hat off to you sir.

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