the FUR-bulous life: a parody of "The Glamorous Life."

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He wears a long fur coat of skin, Even in the summer time! Everybody knows from her fuzzy husband, The girl's got a lot on her mind!

She's got big thoughts, big dreams, And a big red Mercedes sedan! What I think this girl, She really wants: Is to be in love with a CAT!

She wants to lead the FUR-bulous Life! She don't need a man's touch! She wants to lead the FUR-bulous Life! Without cats, It ain't much.

She saw him standing in the section marked: “If you have to ask you can't afford it cat food” (hey!) She threw him nip and said “Make me scream!” In the dark what could he say?

“Boys with small talk, and small minds, Really don't impress me in bed!”, She said, “I need a cat’s fur, baby, skin’s made out of fur! a human’d only conquer my head!”

She wants to lead the FUR-bulous Life! She don't need a man's touch! She wants to lead the FUR-bulous Life! Without cats, It ain't much!

They made haste in the red sedan, They drove to 55 Friskies street, They made love and by the meowing wave, She knew she had a problem. She thought, “real love is real scary, and Humans only pay the rent!”

Love is forever, That's all your life! Love is heaven sent, It's FUR-bulous!

She wants to lead the FUR-bulous Life! She don't need a man's touch! She wants to lead the FUR-bulous Life! Without cats: It ain't much! It ain't much!

[Instrumental Interlude with meowing and moaning]

She wants to lead the FUR-bulous Life! She really needs a cat's touch! She wants to lead the FUR-bulous Life! Without cats, she won’t love! meow! meow! meow!

Lead the FUR-bulous Life, She really needs a cat's touch! She wants to lead the FUR-bulous Life; Loving him. meow! meow! meow! purr! purr! purr!

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by Amethyst Rose H. 12/21/07 05:49 PM

I personally think it's my best parody yet. my 3rd.

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