Circular Logic

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Circular Logic

Two men are in court on drug charges. The judge says, “If, over the weekend, you can persuade enough people to give up drugs, I’ll let you two off.”

Back in court on Monday, the judge asks for their results.

“I persuaded 10 people to give up drugs forever,” the first man says.

“That’s great,” the judge replies. “What did you tell them?”

“I drew two circles; one big, one small. I told them the big circle was their brain before drugs, and the little circle was their brain after drugs.”

The other defendant says, “I got 100 people to give up drugs!”

“One hundred! How?” asks the judge.

“Well, I drew the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and said, ‘This is your asshole before prison…


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by Joel E. 1+ years ago

This joke is for the people that say weed isn't bad for you and nothing bad can come from smoking it. If you read this and disagree, please refer back to the two circles.

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by George G. 1+ years ago

Woah! I didn't expect a picture to become a joke! People should probably do that more often

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by tony w. 1+ years ago

holy cow lmao i would hate to be doing drugs and go to jail, thats gotta hurt!!! lmao awesome

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by Adam J. 1+ years ago

FUNNY JOKE! But you do know that they have a picture of that with the circles on right?

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by Amy M. 1+ years ago

LMAO. The second defendant ... is so true

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by Sima G. 1+ years ago


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by cody r. 1+ years ago

aww, thats nasty

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